1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,600 Have you sent your headship application? - I'm not applying. 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:06,840 - What?! - I'm not going to undermine Christine. 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:09,080 - This is madness. This is a brilliant opportunity. 4 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:11,440 - How's his Mandarin? - Not so great. 5 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:13,680 - I'm Eve. Ms Boston's daughter. 6 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:16,360 - Argh! - Oh, no! 7 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:19,160 - My neck hurts. - I had something to deal with. 8 00:00:19,160 --> 00:00:21,560 - Eve. - What are you thinking? 9 00:00:22,680 --> 00:00:25,320 - A Second World War project. 10 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:26,920 - I think a simple apology would do it. 11 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:29,560 I'll tell Sue to expect your apology. 12 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:58,800 - MUSIC: "The Great Escape" theme by Elmer Bernstein 13 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:11,360 George? 14 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,080 - Permission to come aboard? 15 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,320 - Very Officer and a Gentleman. 16 00:01:16,320 --> 00:01:18,680 - Mm? Yes, well, they played a very large part 17 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,640 in the Second World War, the Royal Navy. 18 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,040 - Yeah, it's great, it's what Living History Week's 19 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:25,640 all about. - You asked us to make a special effort 20 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:27,080 for Councillor Bain's visit, 21 00:01:27,080 --> 00:01:30,040 so...I did. 22 00:01:30,040 --> 00:01:34,040 You see? I do care. It's just a shame the feeling isn't mutual. 23 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,440 - George. This is serious. 24 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:41,240 I need to show Robert Bain I can run things better than you-know-who. 25 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,480 - Better avoid my Mandarin classes, then. 26 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,440 - Don't joke. He's very keen to see your proposal 27 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:50,440 for rolling out the programme, so make sure you don't let me down again. 28 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:54,160 - It's all right, I'm onto it. 29 00:01:54,160 --> 00:01:56,680 I love to see a woman in uniform. Or preferably... 30 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:57,720 - Out of it? 31 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,480 Very predictable. 32 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:06,280 Wish me luck. This is D-Day in more ways than one. 33 00:02:06,280 --> 00:02:08,840 AIR RAID SIREN WAILS 34 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,000 - Thought the magazines at my dentist were out of date. 35 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,960 - Actually... 36 00:02:26,960 --> 00:02:30,960 this has given me an idea on how we can make today even more realistic. 37 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,000 - Live ammunition? 38 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:38,240 - Morning, Simon. Chocks away! 39 00:02:38,240 --> 00:02:41,400 SHE CHUCKLES 40 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:42,920 - Christine, you could have given me 41 00:02:42,920 --> 00:02:45,480 a bit more notice about Robert Bain's visit this afternoon. 42 00:02:45,480 --> 00:02:47,120 - Well, it's nothing to stress over. 43 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:49,560 Just a flying visit - pardon the pun. 44 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:50,600 - Morning! 45 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:53,960 - I thought all staff were meant to be in costume? 46 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,720 - Oh, I knew I'd forgot something. 47 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,640 - Go see Audrey, she's raided the local am-dram store cupboard. 48 00:03:01,280 --> 00:03:03,640 Look, I only finalised Robert's visit last night. 49 00:03:03,640 --> 00:03:07,000 Things have been going so well, I thought, "Why not showcase the school?" 50 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,480 - Couldn't he have come on a regular day? Give him a truer picture? 51 00:03:10,480 --> 00:03:13,200 - It is a true picture. We're an innovative school. 52 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,240 - Are we? 53 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:18,600 - You have to admit Living History Week has been a big success? 54 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:22,440 - Sure. Maybe I'm just not comfortable jumping on Audrey's bandwagon, 55 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,360 in order to impress the council? 56 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,800 - We can't all marry the Director of Education's daughter. 57 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,880 - Simon, honestly, it's not bandwagon-jumping. 58 00:03:31,880 --> 00:03:34,280 Audrey may have come up with the idea, but it was my call 59 00:03:34,280 --> 00:03:37,640 to expand it over the entire week and involve the outside community. 60 00:03:37,640 --> 00:03:41,040 - Fine. Never let it be said I'm not a team player. 61 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,040 - Let's hope he gets shot down by the Luftwaffe. 62 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:48,400 - I wish you'd stop winding him up. - Sorry. 63 00:03:48,400 --> 00:03:50,200 But if you want this thing to run smoothly, 64 00:03:50,200 --> 00:03:52,560 you really want to pull Audrey back from the front line. 65 00:03:52,560 --> 00:03:54,960 The old girl's lost it, with this Living History thing. 66 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,320 I doubt we'll ever get her back to the present! 67 00:03:57,320 --> 00:04:00,240 And I think you've also gone out on a limb, 68 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,840 inviting the beady eye of the council round to our little empire. 69 00:04:03,840 --> 00:04:06,040 - Like I say, it's my chance to shine. 70 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,520 And if that great cynic George Windsor is joining in, 71 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:12,280 we'll be fine. - Mmm. 72 00:04:13,440 --> 00:04:14,480 Let's hope so. 73 00:04:22,520 --> 00:04:24,400 - Ahem. Up you get. 74 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:29,520 - Are you supposed to be have been injured in the war, Miss? 75 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:33,240 - No, this is not part of my costume. 76 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:36,000 - Maybe she had a head transplant? 77 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,240 - Nice one, Lise. - Very funny. 78 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:39,800 Why haven't you two dressed up? 79 00:04:39,800 --> 00:04:41,400 - Aw, left mine in my locker. 80 00:04:45,880 --> 00:04:47,680 - Why are you talking to her? 81 00:04:47,680 --> 00:04:49,880 - Cos I'm sick of it just being us all the time. 82 00:04:51,360 --> 00:04:52,400 Joking! 83 00:04:56,640 --> 00:04:58,240 - What are they? 84 00:04:58,240 --> 00:05:00,440 - What do they look like, moron? Crisps! 85 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:04,960 - We're not allowed modern stuff! It's still World War II. 86 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:06,560 - Who are you, the Rules Nazi? 87 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,800 - Gosh, you look very dashing, Captain Lowsley. 88 00:05:13,800 --> 00:05:15,840 Do you like my costume? - Yeah, yeah, it's lovely. 89 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,600 Did you know your dad was coming today? 90 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,240 - Not until last night. It's not a problem, is it? 91 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:23,280 - The only problem is that Christine never bothered to mention it. 92 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:25,960 Zero consultation. Typical. - Sorry, I would have called but 93 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:28,880 I was looking at wedding bouquets till after midnight. I've found 94 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,600 something you are really going to... - Why is he coming anyway? 95 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:35,800 - Oh, well, I suppose Christine wanted him to see History Week in action. 96 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,240 - She'll use it to her advantage, you know what she's like. 97 00:05:38,240 --> 00:05:40,280 - Don't worry, Dad will see right through her. 98 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:40,280 - PHONE RINGS 99 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:43,240 - Sorry, Twinks, that'll be the florist. 100 00:05:46,920 --> 00:05:49,360 Hi, Valerie. Thanks for ringing. 101 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:53,200 No, hang on, I need to ask Simon if he's happy with delphiniums... 102 00:05:56,320 --> 00:05:58,400 - Look, war is about winners and losers, 103 00:05:58,400 --> 00:06:01,320 and we're going to be winners. - How come? 104 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,440 - Everyone's hacked off with stupid war rations. 105 00:06:03,440 --> 00:06:06,000 By break time, we'll be getting a couple of quid a bag. 106 00:06:07,400 --> 00:06:08,720 - What's in it for me? 107 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:12,000 - Well, a little extra pocket money. Do they still call it that? 108 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:22,360 - OK. I'll think it over. 109 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:26,120 - Well, don't take too long. I have other options. 110 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,440 - Like what? - OK, how much are we talking? 111 00:06:31,560 --> 00:06:33,920 - Well, I'm open to negotiation. 112 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,640 It's £35 for half an hour, and £70 for a full. 113 00:06:37,640 --> 00:06:39,000 - HE SIGHS 114 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:39,000 BELL RINGS 115 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,760 - OK. - Great, I'll see you in class, Sir. 116 00:06:44,120 --> 00:06:46,080 - Good. 117 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:49,480 - I thought Ms McFall said no make-up today? 118 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,720 - What, no slap for the Queen of Slap? 119 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,360 - You calling me a slapper? 120 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,360 - Watch what you say about me sister, Kev. 121 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:59,440 - No. I just meant you, you know, you always wear make-up. 122 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:03,120 - Yes, well, not today. - It's all right for you, Miss. No-one cares what old people look like. 123 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,480 - Don't worry about her, miss, you know what she's like. 124 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:13,040 I think you look great. - There you go. 125 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:16,560 - Mmm, tasty. - Enjoy. 126 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,920 - Oh, the Germans wouldn't eat this muck. 127 00:07:22,920 --> 00:07:25,240 They would be eating them massive sausages. 128 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:27,680 - Mm, and Black Forest gateau. 129 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:29,360 - Will you two shut up about food? 130 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:31,280 Don't you have any willpower? 131 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,960 We wouldn't have won the war with losers like you. 132 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:33,960 - SHE SIGHS 133 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:36,200 - That was a bit harsh. 134 00:07:36,200 --> 00:07:39,400 Are you not eating anything? - Nah. I'm not hungry. 135 00:07:40,560 --> 00:07:42,720 - Do I look stupid dressed like this? 136 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:45,400 - No. You'd look stupid if you hadn't bothered. 137 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:49,520 Look at Ms McFall. Now, SHE'S gone overboard. 138 00:07:54,320 --> 00:07:57,440 - Everyone, I have some terrible news. 139 00:07:57,440 --> 00:08:02,000 HMS Victoria, which was crossing the Atlantic with our food supplies, 140 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:06,160 has been torpedoed and sunk by a German U-boat... 141 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,880 - She has completely lost the plot. 142 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:11,840 - ..which means there will be no lunch and no tea today. 143 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,680 - PUPILS: Aww. 144 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,000 - Hey, it's a shame about that ship. 145 00:08:17,120 --> 00:08:19,360 - There is no ship. It's just her. 146 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,160 She's mental. - I'm sorry, 147 00:08:23,160 --> 00:08:28,520 but Living History means exploring genuine Second World War conditions. 148 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,840 - What? Starving to death? 149 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,280 - We're Hank Marvin, miss. 150 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:36,480 - Which is why WE are going to do what people did during the war years. 151 00:08:36,480 --> 00:08:42,240 - Order in a pizza? - No. We are going to forage. 152 00:08:43,400 --> 00:08:47,760 Different groups will explore different environments. 153 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:51,280 One group might go to the seashore and look for cockles... 154 00:08:51,280 --> 00:08:53,160 - LAUGHTER 155 00:08:53,160 --> 00:08:54,200 - Cockles? 156 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:56,840 - Cockles are shellfish. 157 00:08:56,840 --> 00:08:58,240 - LAUGHTER 158 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:02,880 - Others might go to the fields for berries or into the woods, 159 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:04,240 to look for mushrooms. 160 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,120 But - please, please, please - 161 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:12,280 no-one may pick or taste anything without a teacher's approval. 162 00:09:12,280 --> 00:09:13,640 Is that understood? 163 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:17,080 - Epic. 164 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,600 - Huh? 165 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:21,160 - I'm going to make sure we join the woodland posse. 166 00:09:21,160 --> 00:09:29,080 - Mrs Budgen will rustle up what we have provided into a delicious meal. 167 00:09:29,080 --> 00:09:32,400 - (That's right, dump it all on Maggie.) 168 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,960 - She can't stop us from having breakfast. 169 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,080 Please, Miss, may I have some more? 170 00:09:45,720 --> 00:09:47,920 - Don't worry, Miss, me and Imogen won't be cheating. 171 00:09:47,920 --> 00:09:49,760 We'll do this thing properly. 172 00:09:49,760 --> 00:09:52,760 Well done. - I didn't know you were so into this. 173 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:52,760 - SHE SIGHS 174 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,600 - I'm not. 175 00:09:54,600 --> 00:09:56,880 I just want to look good for the gym display later. 176 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:59,440 OK, everybody, back to your classes. 177 00:10:00,440 --> 00:10:02,400 I like your dress, where did you get it from? 178 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:05,480 - Me and Dynasty went shopping last night. Where's yours from? 179 00:10:05,480 --> 00:10:09,120 - I had to raid Maggie's wardrobe. Yours is well better. 180 00:10:10,400 --> 00:10:15,960 - War is people living right on the edge. Young people like you. 181 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,040 That's why their poems are so amazing. 182 00:10:19,360 --> 00:10:20,680 And truthful. 183 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:21,840 And heartbreaking. 184 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:25,880 - I like your new look. 185 00:10:25,880 --> 00:10:28,280 - Showing your manky face to the world isn't a look. 186 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:30,400 - You don't have a manky face. 187 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:33,800 You look better without make-up... Even better. 188 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:38,840 - I don't care what you think, Kevin. In fact, I don't think anyone does. 189 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:40,160 - BELL RINGS 190 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:41,760 If you want to hear more war poems, 191 00:10:41,760 --> 00:10:43,840 I'll be reading some during break-time. 192 00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:46,840 - Hold me back, someone(!) - Sounds good, Sir. 193 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:51,480 - Look, if you want her back, you're going to have to do something about it. 194 00:10:59,360 --> 00:11:02,760 Thank you for the sarcastic intervention earlier. 195 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:06,200 - You're very welcome. - You and Christine are friends, I get that. 196 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:07,360 But could you at least try 197 00:11:07,360 --> 00:11:11,600 to see things from a professional perspective? - What, like your fiancee? 198 00:11:11,600 --> 00:11:15,640 Very professional - tripping over her own feet and then trying to blame the school. 199 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:19,400 - She could have broken her neck. And we both know who's fault that would have been. 200 00:11:21,560 --> 00:11:26,840 - Problem? - Not for me, but I think Christine might need to watch her back today. 201 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,240 - You'll be there to watch it for her, of course? 202 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:35,600 - Yes, never the most flattering of garments, were they? Boiler suits. 203 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,360 - Two quid. - What? £2? 204 00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,400 - Get your crisps, Connor! 205 00:12:00,400 --> 00:12:04,040 - He won't want our junk food, Daz. He's a famous chef. 206 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:06,640 Oh sorry, I mean kitchen skivvy. 207 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:07,880 - Drop dead, Barry. 208 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,760 - You take over. - Where you going? 209 00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:15,760 - Black market goods? How very authentic. 210 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:19,720 - Thanks, Miss. - To me. 211 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:24,040 Off you go. 212 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:27,320 - Crisps? I thought they were banned? 213 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,080 - They are. 214 00:12:29,080 --> 00:12:31,880 - Why don't I look after them for you? 215 00:12:31,880 --> 00:12:34,600 Make sure no-one eats them. - Thank you, Sonya. 216 00:12:36,200 --> 00:12:38,000 - What gives him the right to criticise me? 217 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:40,120 - Nothing. He's completely out of order. 218 00:12:40,120 --> 00:12:43,920 - He should try having a wedding-dress fitting wearing one of these! 219 00:12:43,920 --> 00:12:46,120 Christine should never have made him co-deputy. 220 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:48,400 The man is completely unprofessional. 221 00:12:50,360 --> 00:12:54,080 We need to make a list. With all Christine's mistakes. 222 00:12:54,080 --> 00:12:56,480 - Nah, let's just keep our powder dry, shall we? 223 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,600 Hopefully, I'll get the headship without any need for unpleasantness. 224 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,920 - Fine, if that's the way you want to play it, Twinkle. 225 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:09,880 - I hear Daddy's coming in. 226 00:13:11,920 --> 00:13:14,120 Aren't you two a bit old for parents' day visits? 227 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,360 - Well, you know what they say about parents' day 228 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:19,040 - it's only the naughty kids that need to worry. 229 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:22,600 - Do you want a crisp? - No, thank you. 230 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:26,640 GOAT BLEATS 231 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,040 Why do we have a goat, Miss? 232 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:32,880 - Oh, goats like Wally would have been VERY useful during the war, 233 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:35,880 because they provide both milk and meat. 234 00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:36,920 - Meat? 235 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:42,480 - I hope that thing can be trusted. - Oh, yes, Wally's very tame. 236 00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:45,400 I borrowed her from a farmer friend of mine. 237 00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,040 - Is Wally not a boy's name? 238 00:13:47,040 --> 00:13:50,640 - She's named after Wallis Simpson. - Who's he? 239 00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:54,760 - She. You'll be learning all about her in class very soon. 240 00:13:54,760 --> 00:13:56,000 - Audrey, what are you doing? 241 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,920 - Carrots from the local market. 242 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,040 - You're planting fully-grown carrots? 243 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:03,440 - Miss, that's cheating. 244 00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:08,120 - Well yes, I know. I'm sorry, but... 245 00:14:08,120 --> 00:14:11,040 I wanted you to see some reward for all your hard work. 246 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,360 And I hear there's a visiting dignitary, 247 00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:15,680 so we want the allotment to look its best. 248 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,600 - I suppose we could turn a blind eye for once. 249 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:22,000 And we could sow some more real seeds, as well. 250 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:27,000 - I can't believe you're getting into this gardening thing. 251 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,840 - I know. Me, neither. 252 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:32,600 - Why aren't you in costume, girls? - Mine's in my locker, Miss. 253 00:14:32,600 --> 00:14:35,240 - Have a look in that chest, you can borrow something. 254 00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:39,520 - Rank! There's no way I'm wearing some old charity uniform. 255 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:41,680 - Well, I'll...give it a go. 256 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:45,480 - That's been the beauty of this week, hasn't it? 257 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,200 It's not just for the academic kids. 258 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:48,960 - I wish I'd lived in them days, Miss. 259 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:51,440 No fizzy drinks, no sweets... 260 00:14:51,440 --> 00:14:54,320 - And no crisps. Music to my ears. 261 00:14:56,160 --> 00:14:59,040 - "We see him almost with content, 262 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:02,520 "abased and seeming to have paid and mocked at by his own equipment." 263 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,280 - Anyone who can get that lot to sit and listen 264 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,480 to poetry in their break has got to have the gift. 265 00:15:10,480 --> 00:15:11,880 - They're very responsive kids. 266 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,960 - Are you two at loggerheads? 267 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,200 - No, not at all. 268 00:15:17,200 --> 00:15:20,280 I just hope he's going to pull out all the stops today for this visit. 269 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:21,840 - I'm sure he will. 270 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,680 - "For here the lover and killer are mingled, 271 00:15:24,680 --> 00:15:27,720 "who had one body and one heart. 272 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,240 "And death who had the soldier singled... 273 00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:32,360 "has done the lover mortal hurt." 274 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,080 Keith Douglas. 275 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,720 If you want to read more of his work, I'm afraid you can't, 276 00:15:38,720 --> 00:15:42,880 because he was killed in action on June 9th, 1944. 277 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,000 He was 24 years old when he died. 278 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,880 Life can be a lot shorter than we expect. 279 00:15:53,680 --> 00:15:55,120 Let's leave it there for now. 280 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:06,200 - Makes you think. All that stuff about life being short. 281 00:16:07,800 --> 00:16:09,560 Do you think I'm being too hard on Kevin? 282 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,720 - No. He dumped you. 283 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,520 But I wish you could still be mates. 284 00:16:20,920 --> 00:16:23,880 - Hey, I got nabbed by mad McFall. 285 00:16:23,880 --> 00:16:26,440 She started going on about the black market or something. 286 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:32,160 She's well racist. Anyway, she confiscated the crisps. 287 00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:34,160 - So you can owe me. 288 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,320 - What? It wasn't my fault, she took them! 289 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:39,400 - Shut up. Check this out. 290 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:44,400 - What is it? 291 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,640 - Magic mushrooms. We're going to pick some in the woods. 292 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:50,640 - Isn't that illegal? 293 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,440 Well cute dresses they wore in them days. 294 00:16:56,440 --> 00:17:00,160 Ms McFall says the average waist size during the war were like 21 inches. 295 00:17:00,160 --> 00:17:02,200 - Yeah, but that's cos food was rationed. 296 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:04,760 Who'd want to go through that? - No thanks. 297 00:17:04,760 --> 00:17:07,280 - Er, we won the war, actually, so it didn't do them any harm. 298 00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,600 - I'm going to need your help, mate. 299 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:17,360 Operation Dynasty. - What are you on about? 300 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,400 - It's a secret mission. 301 00:17:19,400 --> 00:17:21,680 - WARTIME MUSIC PLAYS 302 00:17:24,040 --> 00:17:25,080 Quickly now! 303 00:17:36,280 --> 00:17:37,760 - You're going on the trip? 304 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,840 - Yeah. It'll be fun. 305 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:43,280 - I'm amazed you can tear yourself away from your precious kitchen. 306 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:45,520 - Well, at least if I'm there, I can make sure 307 00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:47,960 we bring back stuff Mrs Budgen can actually use. 308 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,760 - Right. 309 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,840 - Are you sure you can manage without me until lunchtime? 310 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,600 - I managed on my own for long enough. 311 00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:58,920 - Yes, but then you had Mr... 312 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,760 - It's OK, you can say his name, you know. 313 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,000 - You had Mr Budgen. 314 00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:10,640 - And he was as much use to me in the kitchen as a chocolate saucepan. 315 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,120 Go on, have fun! 316 00:18:13,520 --> 00:18:16,920 - All right! Seashore, line up in front of me here! 317 00:18:16,920 --> 00:18:20,840 - Hedgerows here, Woodlands with Mr Lowsley. Line up behind, please. 318 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,760 - GREAT ESCAPE THEME 319 00:18:24,760 --> 00:18:26,680 - All those of who haven't dressed up 320 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,520 can come get something from me now. 321 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:34,080 - Can I remind you that you'll be representing the school, 322 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,400 so please conduct yourselves properly. 323 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,160 That means staying with your group leaders 324 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:42,520 and following their instruction, to the letter. 325 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,000 - Jawhol, mein Kommandant! 326 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,840 - LAUGHTER 327 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:48,400 - Enjoy yourselves. And successful foraging. 328 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:56,440 Please don't undermine me in front of the pupils. 329 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,680 - SEAGULLS CAW 330 00:19:13,480 --> 00:19:17,240 Hey! Foraging, not mucking around. 331 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:27,680 - Eugh, that's gross! There's no way that's edible. 332 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:30,160 - SHE GASPS 333 00:19:30,160 --> 00:19:32,000 - Get it away from me! 334 00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:34,960 - Miss, is this a mussel or a cockle? 335 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,920 - Neither. It's a limpet. 336 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:42,200 - They're really hard to get off the rocks. 337 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,200 They're stuck on like... 338 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,920 like... - Limpets? 339 00:19:45,920 --> 00:19:48,120 - Yeah! 340 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,040 I don't know how we'll cook these, though. 341 00:19:50,040 --> 00:19:51,600 - That's a challenge for Mrs Budgen. 342 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:57,160 - Hey. Isn't this a good chance to call Eve? 343 00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:00,240 - You just don't give up, do you? 344 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:02,480 - No. I'm like one of these limpet things. 345 00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:06,920 - I'm sorry, Kacey, but can we just drop it, please? 346 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:11,280 - Miss, I found something disgusting! - What you got? A crab? 347 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:12,600 - Not exactly. 348 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:14,880 It's a tampon. 349 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,720 - Oh, nice(!) 350 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,200 HE INHALES AND EXHALES 351 00:20:24,200 --> 00:20:25,400 Nature! 352 00:20:27,480 --> 00:20:30,120 You know what, you lot are really privileged to be out here. 353 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,280 So make the most of it! - Oh, we will, sir. 354 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,040 - OK, guys, stay close and remember 355 00:20:38,040 --> 00:20:40,520 to check with me before you pick anything. 356 00:20:53,560 --> 00:20:56,960 - OK. I think I'm ready. Do you know what you're doing? 357 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:59,000 - I have my orders. 358 00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:01,080 - I found this in Miss McFall's fancy dress box. 359 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:04,920 What do you think? - Dashing. 360 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,680 - OK. - Calm. 361 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,080 - What happened to Kevin and Connor? 362 00:21:13,080 --> 00:21:15,320 - "Jamie Oliver" said something about wild garlic. 363 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,880 - Uh-uh-uh-uh! 364 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:20,960 No eating those berries, until they have been 365 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,560 cleaned and checked please! 366 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,240 - It's just a berry, Rhiannon. Not even one calorie. 367 00:21:28,240 --> 00:21:30,800 - Nah, it looks sour. And so do you, actually. 368 00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,400 You missing Kevin? 369 00:21:33,840 --> 00:21:35,240 - No, she's not. 370 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,720 Hey! (Come here!) 371 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,000 (Yeah.) 372 00:21:50,480 --> 00:21:53,040 MUSIC: "White Winter Hymnal" by Fleet Foxes 373 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,160 Agh! - This way. 374 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,400 - HE GIGGLES GLEEFULLY 375 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,360 How do we know they're not poisonous? 376 00:22:38,360 --> 00:22:39,760 - Shrooms are good for you. 377 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,600 Them little fellas in the Amazon pop them all the time! 378 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:46,760 - Oh, yeah, I've seen them on telly. 379 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,720 They go out hunting sloths, don't they? 380 00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:52,440 - It's OK, I won't let them get you. 381 00:22:52,440 --> 00:22:53,600 - HE PRETENDS TO LAUGH 382 00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:06,560 You first. - No, you. Go on. 383 00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,400 - I'll eat mine later. 384 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:11,000 - Aw, is little Dawwen scared? You chicken. 385 00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:18,880 - BIRDS SINGING 386 00:23:21,640 --> 00:23:23,120 I don't feel any different. 387 00:23:23,120 --> 00:23:25,960 - You've just ate them, you muppet! You need to wait a while. 388 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:35,280 Don't worry, it'll kick in soon enough. 389 00:23:37,400 --> 00:23:39,840 - MR LOWSLEY: - Guys! Hello? 390 00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:42,400 Barry? Darren, where are you? 391 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:05,560 - "Moonlight Serenade" by Glenn Miller plays 392 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:23,520 - It's a good job I never wore any mascara. 393 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,960 - OK, everyone, I think it's time we were heading back! 394 00:24:34,200 --> 00:24:36,000 - Er, there are a couple of people missing. 395 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:42,800 - Who? Kevin and Connor... and Dynasty? 396 00:24:42,800 --> 00:24:45,680 OK. Follow me and stick together please! 397 00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,520 - DUBSTEP MUSIC 398 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,360 Hold on! - What? 399 00:25:02,360 --> 00:25:04,960 - We don't want Lowsley nosing around our stash. 400 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,280 - He'll probably want some for himself. 401 00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:10,440 - Grab those nettles and put them on top. 402 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,440 - Ow! They sting! 403 00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,200 - That's the whole point, you loser! Come on. 404 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,520 - Ah! - More that. We haven't got all day. 405 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:30,360 - Why did we ever break up? 406 00:25:34,080 --> 00:25:35,480 - Cos you finished with me. 407 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,680 You're supposed to make the person you're with feel special. 408 00:25:45,960 --> 00:25:47,880 You made me feel like I wasn't good enough. 409 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:52,560 - That was a mistake. A big mistake. 410 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,440 I'll never do anything like that to hurt you again. 411 00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:05,080 - Mr Lowsley. He read us a poem. It made me think about me and you. 412 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:07,760 - What did you decide? 413 00:26:10,880 --> 00:26:13,200 - That it was worth us giving it one last go. 414 00:26:13,200 --> 00:26:16,440 If you care about me, Kevin, I mean, really care about me! 415 00:26:17,560 --> 00:26:20,800 - I do. I really do. 416 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:21,920 I love you. 417 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,320 - Not much evidence of foraging here. 418 00:26:37,080 --> 00:26:38,240 - It's dead romantic. 419 00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:45,120 - Well, I suppose love affairs did spring up during the war. 420 00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,560 - You don't get back with someone just cos they planned a picnic. 421 00:26:51,560 --> 00:26:54,720 - Come on. How many guys would do that for a girl? 422 00:26:54,720 --> 00:26:56,320 Can we not just be happy for them? 423 00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:01,560 - I suppose it is a pretty good picnic. - Hmm. 424 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:05,520 - Oh, all right. One slice each and then we head home. 425 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,880 And if anyone asks, this never happened. 426 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,240 - "Moonlight Serendade" plays out 427 00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:17,520 DUBSTEP MUSIC 428 00:27:34,680 --> 00:27:36,960 Where the heck have you been? 429 00:27:36,960 --> 00:27:39,040 - We've been busy. - Yeah, that's unlikely. 430 00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:40,400 What have you got? Let me see... 431 00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:43,000 - All right, captain, but it might explode. 432 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:45,480 - Are you all right, Darren? 433 00:27:45,480 --> 00:27:48,840 - It's being out in nature, sir, he's not used to it. 434 00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,960 - There's nothing in there, sir. - Ow! 435 00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:53,400 Nettles! You might have said. 436 00:27:54,560 --> 00:27:58,000 Tell you what, we can use those to make soup! 437 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,840 I call that a good day's work, don't you? 438 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,240 Come on, let's join the group! 439 00:28:05,520 --> 00:28:06,920 DARREN GIGGLES 440 00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:07,960 - Hey. 441 00:28:10,040 --> 00:28:11,800 Why are them trees following us? 442 00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:16,160 - Keep up! 443 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:22,720 (Hey. McFall.) 444 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:28,200 What's she doing? - She's checking for black market goods. 445 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,880 This is your fault for getting caught. 446 00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:33,840 - We can't let her confiscate our stash! 447 00:28:36,360 --> 00:28:39,240 (Maybe we should eat them all now, eh?) - What?! 448 00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:42,560 Don't be dumb. We need to find a hiding place. 449 00:28:50,320 --> 00:28:52,360 - Agh. 450 00:28:52,360 --> 00:28:53,640 GOAT BLEATS 451 00:28:56,800 --> 00:29:00,320 (That goat...) 452 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,800 (He's watching us.) 453 00:29:06,680 --> 00:29:08,920 - It might be...a spy. 454 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:13,760 Don't worry. I'm on it. 455 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:26,560 Nice spy. Nice spy goat. 456 00:29:26,560 --> 00:29:28,920 Clear off, be gone! 457 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:30,520 And quit snooping on people! 458 00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,000 - (Hey, I found somewhere!) 459 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:53,240 - Oi! How many of them have you had? 460 00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:54,600 - Not many. 461 00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:58,920 BELL RINGS 462 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:06,480 Oh. How was your "waste of time" walk in the wilderness? 463 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,640 - Actually, it was great. 464 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,800 - Really? - Yeah. Maybe Christine does know what she's doing. 465 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,000 I've just come back from the woods with Barry Barry, 466 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,360 of all people, and he's been collecting nettles to make soup. 467 00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,240 Unbelievable. 468 00:30:19,240 --> 00:30:22,280 - Well, that's not down to her, that's because the kids respect you. 469 00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,080 - Great. 470 00:30:33,080 --> 00:30:35,200 - Never known Windsor to work on his lunch break. 471 00:30:35,200 --> 00:30:40,960 - No, me neither. I think I left my purse, I'll catch you up. 472 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:51,880 Even blooming' Heston what's-his-face couldn't do anything with this lot. 473 00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,720 The kids are going to be starving by the time I get lunch ready. 474 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,880 And that Mr Bain is going to be tipping up 475 00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:58,680 any minute expecting his lunch! 476 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:03,400 - OK, how about a seafood and nettle curry? 477 00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:07,120 With...seaweed bhajis? 478 00:31:07,120 --> 00:31:08,400 - OK. 479 00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:17,080 - Do you think I'm wasting my time doing this? Catering, I mean? 480 00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:20,040 - No, I don't. Is this cos of what your mum said? 481 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,680 - Yeah. 482 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:24,400 That and wondering how I'm going to feel 483 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,480 when everyone else goes off to university and I'm stuck... 484 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:28,560 - Chopping carrots? 485 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,240 You won't be. 486 00:31:33,240 --> 00:31:35,400 Graduates are ten a penny these days. 487 00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,240 A smart lad who can run a kitchen? 488 00:31:39,680 --> 00:31:41,000 Gold dust! 489 00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,200 VOICE ON TAPE SPEAKS MANDARIN 490 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,560 HE REPEATS IT 491 00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,120 VOICE ON TAPE SPEAKS MANDARIN 492 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:58,160 Di yu sa ma... - No. No. 493 00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:02,720 It's not "yu" in the second tone, it "yu" in the third tone. 494 00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,520 - I can't believe I'm paying you so I can ask 495 00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:06,080 whether or not I need an umbrella. 496 00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:07,960 - Actually you're asking if you need a fish. 497 00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:13,600 It's just vocabulary, sir. No-one's going to believe 498 00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,400 you're fluent in Mandarin, if you can't pronounce it properly. 499 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,440 - Yes, yes, yes...OK, let's get on. 500 00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:21,840 - OK, so now you're going to ask for a taxi. 501 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:35,480 - I'm sorry, but we've had some issues with black market goods. 502 00:32:35,480 --> 00:32:38,720 - Robert. Glad you could make it. - Christine. Happy to oblige. 503 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,560 This is very impressive. You joining in, I mean - the costume. 504 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,760 - Yes, well, I thought if I make a fool of myself, 505 00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,080 then everyone else will have to. - I feel like I'm letting the side down. 506 00:32:48,080 --> 00:32:50,000 - Not at all. Not at all. 507 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,200 Was there a problem, Ms McFall? 508 00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:54,000 - No, just a full-body search to make sure 509 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,680 I wasn't bringing in contraband. 510 00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,360 - He's clean. - Good. 511 00:32:57,360 --> 00:33:00,800 Good. Let's start with our thrift store - Waterloo Junktion. 512 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,600 - GOAT BLEATS 513 00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:09,840 - OK. Welcome to 1944. 514 00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:13,040 On the home front, where our civilians fight just as hard as the army. 515 00:33:13,040 --> 00:33:15,440 Only here, the fight is against waste. 516 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:17,160 - DUBSTEP MUSIC 517 00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:22,280 - Uh, maybe we should move on, there's a lot to cram in today. 518 00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:25,640 - Oh, Miss, I haven't finished yet. 519 00:33:25,640 --> 00:33:27,360 - THEY LAUGH 520 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,680 - Some commodities were in short supply, such as 521 00:33:29,680 --> 00:33:33,640 blankets, bottles, drinking glasses, bed sheets and towels. 522 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,280 - MR BAIN: Oh! Agh. 523 00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:42,360 I could do with a towel myself at the moment. 524 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,680 - Dad? - Is that lad all right? 525 00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:45,760 - Yeah, yeah, he's fine. 526 00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:48,640 - I'll take Dad - Mr Bain - and get him cleaned up. 527 00:33:48,640 --> 00:33:50,200 - Thank you, Miss Spark. I'll see you 528 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,040 in the staff room in two minutes, once I've attended to Darren. 529 00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:58,840 Darren? Were you and Barry in Mr Lowsley's group? 530 00:34:02,160 --> 00:34:03,640 - HE VOMITS 531 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:16,080 - Have you finished? 532 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:26,680 - I don't kno... 533 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,640 VOMITING 534 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,200 Doesn't Christine look fetching in that uniform? 535 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,680 - Do you think so? I thought she looked rather dowdy, all that khaki. 536 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,440 - She certainly seems to be on the ball. 537 00:34:44,440 --> 00:34:47,880 - Tell you what, Dad, how about I take you up to modern languages, 538 00:34:47,880 --> 00:34:50,080 show you the Mandarin initiative in action? 539 00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,000 - Shouldn't we wait for Christine? 540 00:34:53,640 --> 00:34:55,760 - No, we'll only be a few minutes. 541 00:34:59,880 --> 00:35:01,440 - UNDER HIS BREATH: God's sake... 542 00:35:01,440 --> 00:35:04,760 - Darren and Barry? - Both high as kites! 543 00:35:04,760 --> 00:35:08,160 - But I don't understand. They were with me, picking nettles. - For the whole time? 544 00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,480 - They might have wandered off for a couple of minutes... - A couple of minutes(!) 545 00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:13,400 - Ten at most. They were fine when I left them. 546 00:35:13,400 --> 00:35:16,040 - Well, they're not fine now. Far from it. 547 00:35:16,040 --> 00:35:19,840 I've put them in the nurse's room. Can you go there and find out how they got in such a state? 548 00:35:19,840 --> 00:35:22,600 I am in the middle of showing round your future father-in-law. 549 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:24,520 Funny how this happens today of all days... 550 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,680 - Ah, right, so I engineered the whole thing? 551 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,360 To make you look bad? - No, of course not. 552 00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:32,040 Just go and sort this out. 553 00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:35,680 Thank you! 554 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:46,440 - This is Mr Windsor, our Mandarin expert. 555 00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:50,200 - Huang ying guang lin... Waterloo Road. 556 00:35:50,200 --> 00:35:53,840 - I'm not going to pretend I understood a word. Except for the bit about Waterloo Road. 557 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:57,720 - Oh, that's a shame, Archie Wong seems to have vanished. 558 00:35:57,720 --> 00:36:00,360 He's one of Mr Windsor's star pupils. - Ah. 559 00:36:00,360 --> 00:36:02,760 Very smart. An Officer and a Gentleman. 560 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,280 - I like to think so. 561 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,000 - "Love lifts us up where we belong." 562 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,200 HE CHUCKLES 563 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:10,440 - Pardon? - From the movie. 564 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:13,280 It's one of Sue's favourites. - Dad! 565 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:15,560 - I'm afraid I've never seen it. 566 00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:17,200 So, where would you like to start? 567 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:22,240 - Well, how about how many A grades you're predicting? 568 00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:27,800 - Well, we are...making... solid progress. 569 00:36:27,800 --> 00:36:30,640 - If you ever need to ask for an umbrella 570 00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:33,320 in Mandarin, Dad, Mr Windsor is your man. 571 00:36:38,360 --> 00:36:40,040 - What's it like having a new daughter? 572 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:49,440 Look, I know it's not easy, getting an instant family. 573 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:50,880 Look at me and Grantly. 574 00:36:53,760 --> 00:36:55,680 - You two were naturals. 575 00:36:55,680 --> 00:36:58,720 - What, me and Grantly? Are you having a laugh? 576 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:02,640 There is no such thing as a natural 577 00:37:02,640 --> 00:37:04,560 and don't let anybody tell you otherwise. 578 00:37:06,000 --> 00:37:07,400 It takes time. 579 00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,520 - Ah, thought I'd lost you. 580 00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,480 - You don't get rid of me that easy. 581 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,920 - I thought Dad would like to see exactly what's going on up here. 582 00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:22,880 - That's very kind of you, Miss Spark. 583 00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,120 This is Archie Wong, one of our star pupils. 584 00:37:25,120 --> 00:37:27,880 He's taking a few snaps of the week's events for our website. 585 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,720 - Yes, I've been hearing a lot about you. 586 00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:35,800 I have to say the Mandarin programme here sounds very promising. 587 00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:37,440 - It does? 588 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:39,160 - We've put you under a lot of pressure, 589 00:37:39,160 --> 00:37:42,960 asking Waterloo Road to help roll Mandarin out across the LA. 590 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:47,480 But Mr Windsor and his department have certainly 591 00:37:47,480 --> 00:37:48,840 stepped up to the plate. 592 00:37:50,120 --> 00:37:53,200 Would it be possible to grab a copy of that proposal now? 593 00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:58,400 - No. Um... I have to finalise a few details. 594 00:37:58,400 --> 00:38:00,400 - I'll make sure you get one later. 595 00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:04,080 - Have you seen Simon? - Nope, sorry. 596 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:06,640 - That's strange. I know he wanted to be part of the tour. 597 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:06,640 - BELL RINGS 598 00:38:06,640 --> 00:38:09,320 - There is a war on. It's a bit chaotic... 599 00:38:09,320 --> 00:38:13,080 in a good way, of course. I'm sure he'll turn up. 600 00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:16,480 Shall we continue? - Are you joining us, Mr Windsor? 601 00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:18,360 - I wouldn't want to get in the way. 602 00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:20,480 - Nonsense. I'm sure there's room for one more. 603 00:38:21,520 --> 00:38:24,320 See you later. - Yes, and thanks again, Miss Spark. 604 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:29,280 - Look, can you stop playing games? 605 00:38:29,280 --> 00:38:31,520 If you've taken something, you'd need to tell me. 606 00:38:31,520 --> 00:38:34,640 - For God's sake, why don't you just TELL HIM?! - Cos I don't want to! 607 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,560 - I feel sick again. 608 00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,960 - Look, this is for your own good, all right? 609 00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,760 If you've taken something poisonous, you could die, you idiots! 610 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:52,080 - I took some...shrooms. In the woods. 611 00:38:52,080 --> 00:38:53,240 - What?! 612 00:38:56,640 --> 00:38:57,920 Oh, great. 613 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,600 - These outfits are minging. 614 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,680 - You're the one that wanted realism. 615 00:39:08,720 --> 00:39:09,760 Hey, are you OK? 616 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,400 - Yeah, I'm fine. 617 00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,880 - Maybe you should have a snack or something? - Nah. 618 00:39:17,320 --> 00:39:21,640 After Mr Budgen died, I, sort of, went on a food binge. 619 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:24,600 This war stuff's my chance to start eating properly again. 620 00:39:24,600 --> 00:39:26,560 - OK. If you're sure? 621 00:39:26,560 --> 00:39:27,800 - Yeah. Quit flapping. 622 00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,200 - So you and Kev back on, then? 623 00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,920 - Let's just say we realised we couldn't be apart. 624 00:39:39,200 --> 00:39:40,360 - So why the sad face? 625 00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:44,120 - What happens when he goes to uni in America? 626 00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,880 - He might not. 627 00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,720 - It's Kevin. Of course he will. - So, go with him. 628 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,800 - It's not that simple, is it? 629 00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:56,320 I mean, what are the odds of us two getting into the same uni? 630 00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,680 I could get a job, I suppose? 631 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:03,000 - You can't just "get a job" in America. It's dead strict. 632 00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:04,240 - Even if I did... 633 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:08,440 ..he'll be studying all day. I'd have no friends, no family. 634 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,400 - You'll make new friends. 635 00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,440 Or you could ask Kevin to change his plans? 636 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,400 - I'd never do that. - Why not? 637 00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:21,240 - Because I love him. 638 00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,560 And I don't want to be the one to ruin his future. 639 00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:34,720 Right, where do you want it? - The white line. 640 00:40:36,320 --> 00:40:39,280 - Nikki, you know we've got this visit today? - Uh-huh. 641 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,360 - Well, I'd like to be there, only I've got two kids 642 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:42,840 that need to go to hospital. 643 00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,360 - I'll cope. - OK, who is it? 644 00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,840 - Darren Hughes and Barry Barry. 645 00:40:48,840 --> 00:40:52,160 - I see why you're keen to offload. What's happened this time? 646 00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:54,080 - Ingesting hallucinogenics in the woods. 647 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,600 - Excuse me? 648 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:59,120 - Magic mushrooms. Or at least what they thought were. 649 00:40:59,120 --> 00:41:03,120 They're probably going to be fine, but can you keep me posted on what the hospital say? 650 00:41:03,120 --> 00:41:05,560 - Yeah. - Thanks. You're a pal. I owe you. 651 00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:07,960 - See you later, Audrey. 652 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:10,760 GOAT BLEATS 653 00:41:13,160 --> 00:41:15,080 Just a couple more of Mr Bain and I. 654 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:23,640 MUSIC: "Ragged Wood" by Fleet Foxes 655 00:41:23,640 --> 00:41:25,840 - Oh, no. Someone's ruined the carrot patch! 656 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:29,360 - Where's Wally? 657 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:37,480 - Our resident goat. Sorry about this. - Oh, don't apologise. 658 00:41:37,480 --> 00:41:39,800 It's good the kids have got a stake in the project. 659 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:44,920 - Maybe she ran away? She didn't seem very happy. 660 00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,280 - Such is the lot of a school goat. 661 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:50,480 - Don't worry, Lenny, we'll get a search party organised. 662 00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,040 - We need to find her. 663 00:41:53,240 --> 00:41:56,040 - Erm, I think it's time we visited the dining hall. 664 00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:00,040 - Is it not enough getting into trouble yourself, 665 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:01,960 that you have to lead him astray? 666 00:42:03,360 --> 00:42:05,320 We'll see what the hospital say, 667 00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,680 but this might be a matter for the police, Barry. 668 00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:10,680 - We were taking from the land, Miss. 669 00:42:10,680 --> 00:42:14,360 Like Ms McFall wanted us to. To win the war! 670 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,360 But poor Daz got a bit confused. - Just shut up, Barry! 671 00:42:22,080 --> 00:42:25,160 - Wally? Wally? 672 00:42:28,000 --> 00:42:29,880 - Connor, my son, has been helping out. 673 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,000 - Oh. Vocational training. We like that. 674 00:42:33,000 --> 00:42:36,200 - I'm still hoping he'll go down a more academic route. 675 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,280 - You say that, but don't some of these 676 00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,440 celebrity chefs earn a lot of money? 677 00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:43,000 - Yeah, and they're doing something they love. 678 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,160 - He's been brilliant today, this fella. 679 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:48,000 Go on, let them have a taste. 680 00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,520 He came up with these all off his own bat. 681 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:51,560 - Seaweed bhaji. 682 00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:02,840 - Mmm. Very good. Is that really seaweed? 683 00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:05,880 - Yeah, fresh off the beach today. - Restaurant standard, that is. 684 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,960 - Excuse me. Simon, can I see you in my office? 685 00:43:12,920 --> 00:43:15,680 - Mr Windsor, would you like to try some? 686 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:19,280 - So, you got Nikki to take Darren and Barry to hospital? 687 00:43:19,280 --> 00:43:20,760 - Yeah. 688 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:23,800 - Do we know what happened? - It was mushrooms. 689 00:43:23,800 --> 00:43:27,720 Look, they deliberately went out of their way to find them. - I'm sure. 690 00:43:27,720 --> 00:43:29,760 But you were supposed to be supervising! 691 00:43:29,760 --> 00:43:32,600 - Supervising, not 24-hour surveillance. 692 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,840 I trusted them and they betrayed my trust. 693 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:36,920 It's them you should be having a go at, not me. 694 00:43:36,920 --> 00:43:38,440 - Oh, don't worry, I will. 695 00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:42,160 Only first, I've got to call their parents, unless you'd like to? 696 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:44,880 If word gets out about this, it's goodbye to all the hard work 697 00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:49,320 I've put in this week. - You're not the only one who's worked hard. - That's not what I meant. - Really? 698 00:43:49,320 --> 00:43:52,760 Cos you seem more worried about how this looks, than in supporting me. 699 00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,080 - Simon, that is so unreasonable. 700 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,640 It was you who let them eat mushrooms unsupervised - you. 701 00:43:59,000 --> 00:44:02,360 But don't worry, I won't say anything to your future father-in-law. 702 00:44:02,360 --> 00:44:04,240 - No? 703 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:06,240 Cos there's lots I'd like to tell him. 704 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,120 - Feel free. 705 00:44:08,120 --> 00:44:10,280 I think Robert can see I'm doing a good job here. 706 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:16,640 - Wally? 707 00:44:16,640 --> 00:44:18,760 - It's only a goat, Lenny. 708 00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:35,080 Mushrooms? - Probably give those to Mrs Budgen. 709 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:36,120 - Nice one! 710 00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:42,120 - She blamed you for what Barry Barry did? 711 00:44:42,120 --> 00:44:45,800 - Practically accused me of engineering it deliberately. 712 00:44:45,800 --> 00:44:48,280 So much for solidarity. - I did warn you. 713 00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:52,600 Ooh, I haven't told you my news. - I'm not in the mood for delphiniums. 714 00:44:52,600 --> 00:44:55,720 - No, it's not that. Although I've had a breakthrough on the canape front. 715 00:44:55,720 --> 00:44:58,600 George Windsor... 716 00:44:58,600 --> 00:45:00,080 is a fake! 717 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,280 Can't even speak Mandarin properly. 718 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:05,080 - That's not right, he's been teaching it all term. 719 00:45:05,080 --> 00:45:09,840 - I caught him. He's been paying Archie Wong for lessons. 720 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:13,480 - What? Does Christine know about this? 721 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,440 Cos if she does, it compromises her whole position. 722 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,960 - What happened to keeping your powder dry? - Stuff that. 723 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:23,200 She's never supported me, so why should I lift a finger to help her? 724 00:45:23,200 --> 00:45:26,320 - Here is a list of all our grievances. 725 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,720 The cleaning debacle, 726 00:45:27,720 --> 00:45:30,320 hiring a teacher that's unqualified in a core subject... 727 00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:36,440 - I didn't want to go down this road, but she's left us with no choice. 728 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:41,800 - MUSIC: "In the Mood" by Glenn Miller 729 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:47,320 And...one, two, three, four... Two, two, three, four. 730 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,600 Three, two, three, four. 731 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:56,040 Four, two, three, four. Five, two, three, four. Six, two, three, four. 732 00:45:56,040 --> 00:46:00,920 Seven, two, three, four. Get ready for your star jumps... 733 00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:06,040 And - one, two, three, four, five... 734 00:46:06,040 --> 00:46:10,840 FAINT: Six, seven, eight, nine, ten... 735 00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,280 She's out cold. We need help. 736 00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:22,680 - Uh, yes, ambulance please. 737 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,080 - This is my fault. I worked her too hard. 738 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:28,680 I'd no idea that level of exercise would harm anyone. 739 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:31,400 - I think she's been fasting, as well. 740 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:33,360 - Fasting? - She got a bit carried away 741 00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:35,520 with people not eating during the war. 742 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,120 - To experience wartime conditions, 743 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:42,200 we suggested they only eat what they'd foraged. 744 00:46:45,000 --> 00:46:48,440 - Will she be OK? - She'll be fine, she just needs to see a doctor. 745 00:46:50,520 --> 00:46:52,720 - Sonya, go and let Maggie know what's happened. 746 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:56,560 And please make sure all the pupils have something to eat and drink. 747 00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:06,880 - Bit of an emergency. Rhiannon has collapsed. 748 00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:09,200 - Rhiannon? Is she OK? 749 00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:12,080 - Turns out she hasn't eaten, cos of this war thing. 750 00:47:12,080 --> 00:47:14,480 Please can you get some proper food on the go. 751 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,400 - Proper food? - Yeah. Not this war stuff. 752 00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:19,000 - Finally! 753 00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:21,520 - Here. Use these mushrooms. - Excellent. 754 00:47:21,520 --> 00:47:23,640 - Lisa gave them to me. They're from the allotment. 755 00:47:26,320 --> 00:47:27,880 Mushroom omelette? 756 00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,640 - What a good idea! - I'll go and send the kids along. 757 00:47:34,200 --> 00:47:37,240 - I can only apologise, Robert, I just don't know how this happened. 758 00:47:37,240 --> 00:47:40,720 - You learn a lot about people in these situations. 759 00:47:40,720 --> 00:47:42,960 - Yes, I should have kept a closer eye on Ms McFall. 760 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:45,800 I never imagined her scheme would endanger the children. 761 00:47:45,800 --> 00:47:49,080 - The main thing now is to make sure that young girl is OK. 762 00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,000 - Yes, of course. The paramedic is with Rhiannon now. 763 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:55,280 - I'd like to grab a quick word with my daughter, if that's OK with you ? 764 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:58,200 And, hopefully, that's the end of today's dramas. 765 00:47:58,200 --> 00:47:59,640 - WOMAN SCREAMS 766 00:48:04,280 --> 00:48:05,720 GOAT BLEATS 767 00:48:05,720 --> 00:48:07,000 Fabulous(!) 768 00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,760 - Thank you very much. 769 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:17,680 Well, apparently your blood sugar 770 00:48:17,680 --> 00:48:20,360 was very low. That's why you fainted. 771 00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:22,600 Your body doesn't like extremes. 772 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:24,440 - I know. 773 00:48:24,440 --> 00:48:26,840 I, kind of, haven't been eating anything all week. 774 00:48:26,840 --> 00:48:28,840 - Oh, Rhiannon. 775 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:32,400 - And that medic guy said if I overeat, then I can get diabetes. 776 00:48:32,400 --> 00:48:35,960 - Mmm. So what we want is sensible, regular meals from now on. OK? 777 00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:40,160 - Don't worry, I've got the message. 778 00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:41,440 I think I just overdid it. 779 00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,560 - We're all guilty of that sometimes. 780 00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:52,400 - Miss, have you seen... 781 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:56,160 Wally! - Yeah. All right. Just take it away, yeah? 782 00:48:58,320 --> 00:48:59,480 - Come on. 783 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,880 Rhiannon's on the mend. 784 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,560 Now let's concentrate on making sure no-one else collapses. 785 00:49:14,560 --> 00:49:17,840 - Already started. We are serving mushroom omelette. 786 00:49:17,840 --> 00:49:20,800 - Mushroom? What mushrooms? 787 00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:21,960 - From the allotment. 788 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,600 - Don't eat anything! 789 00:49:28,800 --> 00:49:30,560 - It's not black market. 790 00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,960 - Have you swallowed any of this? - No such luck. 791 00:49:37,960 --> 00:49:39,800 - Maggie, get rid. - What's going on? 792 00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:42,320 - Can't I just eat the chips? - No! 793 00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:46,880 - Christine, can I ask you something? 794 00:49:46,880 --> 00:49:48,120 - Course. 795 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:53,320 - Are you aware George Windsor isn't qualified to teach Mandarin? 796 00:49:58,760 --> 00:50:02,600 I thought so. My "future father-in-law" would like a word. 797 00:50:14,200 --> 00:50:17,080 - Ah, good. Perhaps now someone can tell me what all this is about? 798 00:50:18,600 --> 00:50:22,680 - Sorry to spring this on you, Robert, but...it's all in there. 799 00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:30,160 - Are you sure about this? You want to make a formal complaint? 800 00:50:31,960 --> 00:50:33,040 - Yeah. 801 00:50:34,040 --> 00:50:36,320 She has victimised certain staff... - What? 802 00:50:36,320 --> 00:50:40,960 - ..as well as using pupils as cheap labour... - Which caused my accident. 803 00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:45,640 - ..not to mention employing a Mandarin teacher with no professional qualifications. 804 00:50:45,640 --> 00:50:47,280 - George Windsor? 805 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:49,880 - The one in the sailor suit. - I know who he is, Sue! 806 00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:51,480 This better be some mistake, 807 00:50:51,480 --> 00:50:54,520 because I do not appreciate being sold a load of bull! 808 00:50:54,520 --> 00:51:02,520 - WARTIME MUSIC PLAYS 809 00:51:09,560 --> 00:51:11,160 Today has been really good. 810 00:51:11,160 --> 00:51:13,160 - Half the school getting medical treatment? 811 00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,280 - Apart from that. I mean, the cooking thing. 812 00:51:16,280 --> 00:51:19,160 I don't care what my mum thinks, it's what I want to do. 813 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,200 - Told you. You'll be brilliant. 814 00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:28,240 - It's going to be hard for us when you go to uni in America. 815 00:51:29,880 --> 00:51:33,920 - Too late to change plans now. I've already bought my cowboy hat. 816 00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:40,240 As if! I haven't applied to any American unis. And I won't be. 817 00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:43,880 - Are you serious? - Yeah. There's courses here that are just as good. 818 00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:47,880 And we want to go to the same place, don't we? 819 00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:48,920 - Hey! 820 00:51:53,960 --> 00:51:56,200 - Hmm. Sue, it might be 821 00:51:56,200 --> 00:51:58,600 better if I spoke to Simon and Christine alone. 822 00:51:58,600 --> 00:51:59,800 - Not a problem. 823 00:52:07,240 --> 00:52:10,400 - I wish Simon had come to me first. - Clearly he felt he couldn't. 824 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,600 - I thought we had a good working relationship. 825 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:17,960 - I don't know how you can think that. - Let's not get into a slanging match. 826 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:21,480 - Fair enough. But I totally refute everything Simon is saying. 827 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:25,080 I can go through it, point by point. There has been no victimisation. 828 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,680 - Come off it, Christine. - I have a very happy staff room. 829 00:52:27,680 --> 00:52:31,040 - Yes, except some of the staff aren't qualified to be there. 830 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:34,280 - George Windsor is a fully-qualified modern languages teacher 831 00:52:34,280 --> 00:52:36,680 who has lived and worked in China for many years. 832 00:52:36,680 --> 00:52:39,400 His wife is Chinese. - Ex-wife. 833 00:52:39,400 --> 00:52:42,120 - His course work will need independent scrutiny. 834 00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:49,600 I'm hugely disappointed with what I've heard today. From both of you. 835 00:52:51,200 --> 00:52:54,000 - I don't think that's very fair. - But one thing I always admired 836 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:57,440 about the war was the concept of courage under fire. 837 00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,640 - Sorry, Robert, you've lost me there. 838 00:52:59,640 --> 00:53:02,440 - Leadership is about taking responsibility. 839 00:53:03,520 --> 00:53:07,080 You both want the top job at Waterloo Road, 840 00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,440 but when things get tough, how have you reacted? 841 00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:11,800 - I brought my concerns about Christine straight to you. 842 00:53:11,800 --> 00:53:13,520 - Which are totally unfounded! 843 00:53:14,840 --> 00:53:19,920 I'm sorry, but it's Simon who ducked his responsibilities today. 844 00:53:19,920 --> 00:53:22,720 - Blaming other people isn't leadership. 845 00:53:22,720 --> 00:53:25,320 The only one who took it on the chin today was Audrey McFall. 846 00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,560 She made a mistake and accepted the consequences. 847 00:53:27,560 --> 00:53:30,400 You two might think you're the only ones in the running for this job, 848 00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:32,960 but let me tell you, you're not - 849 00:53:32,960 --> 00:53:35,040 especially after today's performance. 850 00:53:35,040 --> 00:53:38,080 - BELL RINGS 851 00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:42,480 That's the last time I take you on at bench presses! 852 00:53:42,480 --> 00:53:43,760 SHE LAUGHS 853 00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:48,040 - I know you told me to butt out, but can I just say one thing? - No. 854 00:53:48,040 --> 00:53:51,000 - If I was ever ill, like that stupid brother of mine, 855 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,480 I'd want my mum to be there for me. 856 00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:55,360 And I'm sure Eve would feel the same way. 857 00:53:56,720 --> 00:53:59,040 - I don't think she would. 858 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:02,600 - All I'm saying is, at least give her the option, that's all. 859 00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:18,760 - God, what a mess! 860 00:54:21,040 --> 00:54:24,840 And what's the Mandarin expert going to say when he looks at YOUR work? 861 00:54:24,840 --> 00:54:30,040 - I don't know. Nothing probably. He'll just think I'm disorganised. 862 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:32,760 Anyway, Bain likes you. He'll be on your side. 863 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,680 - You didn't hear what he said. I've blown it with him... 864 00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:39,360 big time. - Not necessarily. 865 00:54:41,960 --> 00:54:43,680 - SHE SIGHS 866 00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:47,520 - Why don't we go down the pub? You can tell me about it, then. 867 00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:51,080 We've both seen enough of this place for one day. 868 00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:53,800 Hmm? 869 00:54:56,280 --> 00:54:57,320 - OK. 870 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:02,640 But only if you lose the Richard Gere...gear. 871 00:55:02,640 --> 00:55:03,880 - Who? 872 00:55:08,640 --> 00:55:11,040 - I heard it was you who found her, Lenny, well done. 873 00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:12,440 You can tether her here. 874 00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:18,280 How is she? Rhiannon, I mean. 875 00:55:18,280 --> 00:55:20,000 - She's fine, asleep in bed. 876 00:55:23,600 --> 00:55:26,520 What's this? - A peace offering. 877 00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:29,120 And a thank you for all your hard work this week. 878 00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,760 I've put you under a lot of pressure. 879 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,440 - Hmm, 1945 vintage, is it? 880 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,800 - We can forget all that now. For me, the war is over! 881 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:41,800 Doesn't need a corkscrew. 882 00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,840 - I'll get the glasses. - OK. 883 00:55:47,440 --> 00:55:49,680 - Don't worry, I'll come back and say bye-bye. 884 00:55:55,080 --> 00:55:59,440 - Oh, I feel like downing a bottle of red tonight. - I'll drink to that. 885 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,520 - But that would be letting Simon win. 886 00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:05,040 I'm not going to fall out with him, though. Maybe Robert's right. 887 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:08,040 We need to resolve this without it becoming personal. 888 00:56:08,040 --> 00:56:10,600 - Christine certainly didn't have a good war, did she? 889 00:56:10,600 --> 00:56:14,200 - No, but neither did I. Or your dad. 890 00:56:14,200 --> 00:56:15,640 I think we need to cool it. 891 00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,640 - Suits me. There is a certain big day to plan. 892 00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:22,360 We need to have a serious talk about kilts. - Kilts? 893 00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:24,480 - Well, we do live in Scotland now. 894 00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:29,040 - Oh, God. Going anywhere nice? 895 00:56:29,040 --> 00:56:33,440 - Bet it won't be as nice as dinner with my dad. Come on, Simon. 896 00:56:33,440 --> 00:56:36,960 - Mushroom risotto is it, Simon? 897 00:56:36,960 --> 00:56:39,040 - GREAT ESCAPE MUSIC PLAYS 898 00:56:39,040 --> 00:56:42,760 You know. When I get this job, and I will get it... 899 00:56:44,960 --> 00:56:47,360 ..those two will be history. 900 00:56:51,640 --> 00:56:53,800 SPITFIRE ENGINE ROARS 901 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:58,000 This is Frankie McGregor Our supply teacher for science. 902 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,200 - Miss Spark said quietly! 903 00:57:00,200 --> 00:57:01,720 Quiet! 904 00:57:01,720 --> 00:57:03,760 - We're going down the mall at lunchtime. 905 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,960 Me and Shaz are going to nick make-up. 906 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:07,240 - And it's girls only. 907 00:57:07,240 --> 00:57:10,360 - I can teach you how to tie a fly to a line. 908 00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,520 - They're not real flies, are they? 909 00:57:12,520 --> 00:57:14,400 I'm doing something this lunch, anyway. 910 00:57:14,400 --> 00:57:17,360 - Let me guess - hanging out by yourself? 911 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:21,280 - I'm going fishing with Mr McGregor. - Mum? - I can't believe it. 912 00:57:21,280 --> 00:57:23,920 My Kasey, boxing with an Olympic champion! 913 00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:26,800 - What? - Nicola Adams! 914 00:57:26,800 --> 00:57:29,520 - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE 915 00:57:29,520 --> 00:57:33,640 - 'I won't believe it! We have worked too hard' 916 00:57:33,640 --> 00:57:35,880 for you to turn around and say you don't want it! 917 00:57:35,880 --> 00:57:39,400 - It seems like it's been more your dream than mine! - What? 918 00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,400 Oh, God. 919 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:09,640 - Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd